Liber Discordia

This just in; Liberal Atheist Dr.Satoshi Kanazawa has just finished collecting massive amounts of data for his meta-analysis study on human intelligence and concluded that Liberal Atheists like him are smarter then everyone else. The Doctor claims his collection of studies show that Liberal Atheist minded people have 11 points on average over conservative Christians on their IQ tests. The study also shows that Liberal Atheists make better husbands.

Seriously.

Many have already come forward to accuse Kanazawa of being overtly biased, tampering with test scores in order to get the results he wants to compensate for his lack of endowment.

“Basically he’s telling everyone to believe Liberal Atheists are smarter then everyone else solely because he said so,” Said Conservative Dan, “using the same facade of fascist empirical research Hitler used to forward his ideology of master race biology. I say we go over there to his fanciful tea-time palace over in london and show him what a waterboard looks like.”

We later were able to get a few words from the verbose Skepticalfag, who was highly caustic of Dr. Kanazawa’s results.

“Skepticalfag is skeptical,” commented Skepticalfag, “Only two kinds of people take meta-analysis seriously, one is the field of medicine (and God only knows how fucked there shit is), and the other is Dean Radin, Parapsychologist extraordinaire. I would hope Mr. Satoshi whats-his-name doesn’t ascribe to either. But being that this is the same asshole that thinks a nation’s average IQ scores is an accurate measure of how dedicated they are to healthcare, and that the populations in sub-Saharan Africa are less healthy because they have a low IQ, and being in a poor, unhealthy environment has nothing to do with it, I wouldn’t get my hopes up.”

As expected, Butthurt-Atheist Brian Sapient of the RRS (‘Rational’ Response Squad) appeared on stickam.com shortly after the study was released to make fun of theists and gloat around over his own supposed intelligence.

“Well, i’d like to go on TV to rant and rave about how this chinky eyed bastard is spreading the seed of the devil,” said Jerry Falwells ghost, “but i’m kind of dead.”

We later got to speak to Evolutionary Biologist, Paleontologist, Historian of Science Stephen J Gould about this subject, who happens to think that Kanazawa and his IQ tests are total fucking bullshit:

“[I think it’s safe to say that according Kanazawa’s previous history and the underlying tones of his current work, it’s obvious he is trying to achieve the ridiculous aim of] abstracting intelligence as a single entity, its location within the brain, its quantification as one number for each individual, and the use of these numbers to rank people in a single series of worthiness, invariably to conclude that oppressed and disadvantaged groups, races, classes, or sexes are innately inferior and deserve their status. [Which is retarded].”

To conclude; we predict that, although Dr. Satoshi Kanazawa’s studies are self serving, biased, and overall fucktarded, that there will be an 89% chance of liberal-atheist hate showers over the vast intellectual abyss of the internetz. Bring your umbrella, and don’t feed the trolls.

garciansmith:

thedeviladvocate23:

You know, i never thought i’d see headlines like this in my lifetime, maybe atleast until i was out of my teens. Fuckin a, we live in an age were video games literally throw kids into violent and homicidal psychosis. This is some serious brave new world minority report bullshit.

Five dollars says the kid was playing WoW.

It hearkens back to people dying in relation to character death in D&D.

With a kid like that though, it was either going to be this or something else.  It’s that special kind of crazy I only seem to hear about in the great European area.  See: 3 guys on hammer.

Maybe the worst (or best, depending on your sense of humor) was that the kid just went back to playing video games.

Death penalty too.  Russians don’t fuck around.  Surprised he’s not waiting for trial in the middle of Siberia.

i only remember one specific cases with D&d and people dying, everything else was propaganda because it was ‘demonic witchcraft’ and stuff- i am starting to get a little worried and take this video game/violence thing seriously. I remember reading an article last year about this kid a county away from here killing his friend and taking his xbox and his controllers, and then watching some dude at a CS lan party break down and fuck up some other kids computer because he was sniping his spawn spot (a fucked up puppy guarding move, but still)- and now some kid kills his own f-ing dad. Im starting to think there is some weird correlation between people getting psychically frustrated cause caught inbetween there virtual reality and the real world, and it may still be in just sprouting in society, but its gonna turn out to be some no-bullshit scenario in a few years.

You know, i never thought i’d see headlines like this in my lifetime, maybe atleast until i was out of my teens. Fuckin a, we live in an age were video games literally throw kids into violent and homicidal psychosis. This is some serious brave new world minority report bullshit.

Five dollars says the kid was playing WoW.